When a friend sent this poem to me, it just seemed too darned ‘cornily’ nice to not put it up here reminded me of the brilliant rhymes from m class 2 english book

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You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush

Have we met somewhere before?

You’re a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush

That we met by the bathroom door.

Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush

How you thrill me through and through

Dont be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush

‘Cause I cant help loving you.

Every time I hear you whistle……

it makes my nylon bristle…….

You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush

Won’t you marry me in haste?

I’ll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush

When we both use the same toothpaste.